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There was a young lady from Clyde Whose skin was all puffy and dried She smeared it with grease Suntanned it in Greece And now it's all puffy and fried 6-30-19 Contest:Humorous Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 7/10/2019 10:32:00 AM
Great, :) , reminded me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer was sun bathing on the roof smeared in butter. And then Newman, started envisioning him as a roasted turkey on a platter. :) Congrats. Loved it.
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Date: 7/4/2019 3:22:00 PM
Good one, Larry. Congrats on your win.
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:42:00 PM
Thank you, Line!
Date: 7/4/2019 11:39:00 AM
ha ha ha baked to a crisp -lets hope she doesn't live to regret it!:-) congrats on your win Larry:-)hugs Jan xx
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:43:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Date: 7/4/2019 10:48:00 AM
LOL! Too funny ;D love it! Congrats on your win! xomo
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:43:00 PM
Thank you Maureen!
Date: 7/4/2019 9:09:00 AM
Great Limerick Larry, Congratulations on your win!
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:44:00 PM
Thank you, Charlie!!
Date: 7/4/2019 9:03:00 AM
That imagery is amazing! Congrats, Larry!
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:44:00 PM
Thanks, Kim!
Date: 7/4/2019 8:55:00 AM
Larry, congratulations on your win in the contest with your funny limerick, awesome form too!
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/4/2019 9:45:00 PM
Thanks, Tania...fun contest and great entries, I thought!
Date: 7/2/2019 1:33:00 PM
This has what in my opinion is the traditional and best rhythmic count for a limerick, Larry and you definitely hit my funny bone!
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/2/2019 2:18:00 PM
Thank you, Wendy. So glad you liked it!

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