Larry Bradfield Poet Limerick

Dry Skin

There was a young lady from Clyde
Whose skin was all puffy and dried
She smeared it with grease
Suntanned it in Greece
And now it's all puffy and fried

6-30-19
Contest:Humorous Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Robert Johnson July 10, 2019 at 10:32 AM Great, :) , reminded me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer was sun bathing on the roof smeared in butter. And then Newman, started envisioning him as a roasted turkey on a platter. :) Congrats. Loved it.

Line Gauthier July 4, 2019 at 3:22 PM Good one, Larry. Congrats on your win. Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:42 PM Thank you, Line!

Jan Allison July 4, 2019 at 11:39 AM ha ha ha baked to a crisp -lets hope she doesn't live to regret it!:-) congrats on your win Larry:-)hugs Jan xx Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:43 PM Thanks, Jan!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 4, 2019 at 10:48 AM LOL! Too funny ;D love it! Congrats on your win! xomo Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:43 PM Thank you Maureen!

Charles Messina July 4, 2019 at 9:09 AM Great Limerick Larry, Congratulations on your win! Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:44 PM Thank you, Charlie!!

Kim Rodrigues July 4, 2019 at 9:03 AM That imagery is amazing! Congrats, Larry! Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:44 PM Thanks, Kim!

Tania Kitchin July 4, 2019 at 8:55 AM Larry, congratulations on your win in the contest with your funny limerick, awesome form too! Larry Bradfield July 4, 2019 at 9:45 PM Thanks, Tania...fun contest and great entries, I thought!

Wendy Watson July 2, 2019 at 1:33 PM This has what in my opinion is the traditional and best rhythmic count for a limerick, Larry and you definitely hit my funny bone! Larry Bradfield July 2, 2019 at 2:18 PM Thank you, Wendy. So glad you liked it!