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DRUNK PIRATES DON'T DO POETRY

Who be th' stenchin' verminous Horsman what hollers t' th' seafarin' oarsmen when th' mind's a-fog where we fest th' grog why be d'mandin' pennin's of bay men ***All errors are intentional and used merely to facilitate pirate speak.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/12/2013 12:18:00 PM
A pirate I know is a poet...and a poet I know is a pirate. I wonder whether 'tis the same pirating poet!
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Date: 5/14/2013 12:45:00 AM
I think ye was a pirates wench in a past life ...LOL Love your pirate-type poems. SuZ
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Date: 5/12/2013 5:48:00 PM
Interesting lines penned..Thanks for stopping by...Your comments are appreciated..Sara
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Date: 5/6/2013 6:52:00 PM
Excellent!!!...Jim
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Date: 4/19/2013 4:41:00 PM
love it
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Date: 4/13/2013 2:16:00 PM
YO HO HO... Very catchy title. I love it. Such a great sense of humor. SuZ
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Date: 4/11/2013 6:16:00 AM
Revisiting your pirate speak. ahoy matey, that 's about all I know. Are you going to give us some new poems soon?
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Date: 3/20/2013 6:17:00 AM
Love this! I'm fond of limericks anyway and this is sooo cool!
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Date: 3/15/2013 7:07:00 AM
Ahhrrr, Delysia me foine seafarrrin lass, Oi makes me own whuskey and has no need o storrr borrt pyezen an it's wunderrrin Oi am should yerr verrrrminous Horrrrsman be comin wit a dubbayerr an a eee orr wit ownee a eee? Ahrrr. If ye be gittin of me drift, lass.
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Date: 3/13/2013 10:19:00 AM
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Date: 3/11/2013 7:37:00 PM
This one is a lot of fun, would be perfect with a bottle of rum and a wench to slap on the bum while listening to the sound of a drum. Sorry I couldn't resist *lol*
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Leslie Albright
Date: 3/14/2013 3:22:00 PM
Fun reply Richard.
Date: 3/8/2013 8:51:00 PM
Very Good pirate lingo I loved it and thank you for your comment on my poem Chaos.
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Date: 1/29/2013 11:18:00 PM
This is very cute delysia ,,,,
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Date: 11/21/2012 9:19:00 PM
Delysia,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*
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Date: 9/2/2012 1:32:00 PM
nice write....enjoyed...thanks for stopping by......Joseph
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Date: 9/1/2012 10:41:00 AM
delysia, congrats;-) In Harry's fun fun... 5 w's contest. I think this was a fun contest.. Take care.. always~PD
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Date: 8/30/2012 2:08:00 PM
lol, thanks for another laugh, my friend : )
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Date: 8/30/2012 8:00:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Harry's "5W's" contest Delysia. Sorry to be late commenting. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/29/2012 4:54:00 PM
This one is fun, Delysia! I love the pirate talk...a belated congrats on a wonderful win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 8/28/2012 8:13:00 PM
hahaha, I remember thinking he was gonna love this. CONGRATS
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Date: 8/28/2012 6:10:00 PM
Delysia - Congrats on your win! This is an amazing poem. - Gail
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Date: 8/28/2012 5:57:00 PM
Awesome write....congrats on your win! Hugs
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Date: 8/28/2012 11:55:00 AM
Being a former drunken sailor myself I'm quite offended at the insinuation that we drunken (or formerly so) pirates don't like poetry. I loved poetry even when I climbed the highest yard-arm and neary fell off in a drunken stupor! It was inspiration for my best poem yet: "99 Bottles of beer on the wall." It became a really big hit song -Remember?:) Anyway "Matie"...this was a mighty fine pirate poem and I welcome you to the Jolly Roger Club:)
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Date: 8/28/2012 8:07:00 AM
Shiver me timbers - you've captured pirate talk here. Love & Peace Matthew Anish
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Date: 8/28/2012 6:39:00 AM
I can almost see the hair on your chest and the patch on your eye! Makes me want to join the crew! A salty one mate. P S Regret is all true, an experience I could have done without! Love Elizabeth
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