Drug Test All Those Layabouts

Drug Test All Those Layabouts By Elton Camp Everyone has now heard the damning report Half the country are on government support As to those who look to Sam for a living And little, if any, in return are giving Here’s what we should be doing, by heck Require a drug test before giving the check But start with those who abuse the most A group of over 500 from coast to coast Ones who get almost all their needs met Yet virtually nothing they have done yet They mostly sit around, bicker and fuss Most every one of them is an ornery cuss They get income, insurance and perks Even if they are nothing but big jerks There is simply no reason I can see Not to require them in a cup to pee If a positive result should come about Then all their benefits must be cut out For congress & senate it should be required Just as soon as, by the voters, they are hired