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Drive Like a Girl

My broker sent me a letter Saying my insurance was over due So I looked around on the internet To see what I could do I came across a web site That really caught my eye It’s called drive like a girl Oh’ what a big surprise I drive my little baby And treat her with respect I keep her clean and tidy And her engines always kept I love my little Betsey And drive her like a girl Burning rubber always And revving hard as hell Oh’ well, what the heck Now, I’ve got a bleeper Coz’ I went to drive like a girl And got my insurance cheaper So the next day I called them On my mobile phone I got a lovely girl Chatting all alone I said I'd like some insurance For my latest star She answered very calmly Oh’ we can’t insure that car Oh’ I said that’s funny It does say drive like a girl.Com Are you trying to tell me That, I’ve got all quite wrong She answered very sweetly But oh’ you’re not a girl I said I dig, I wear a wig Now would you like a sale I drive my little baby And treat her with respect I keep her clean and tidy And her engines always kept I love my little Betsey And drive her like a girl Burning rubber always And revving hard as hell Oh’ well, what the heck Now, I’ve got a bleeper Cause I went to Drive like a girl And got my insurance cheaper © Copyright 13th March 2014 K.C.Leake All Rights Reserved

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Date: 12/9/2014 6:44:00 AM
lol : )!Very Entertaining dearest Kevin.
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Kevin Leake
Date: 12/9/2014 11:26:00 AM
Thanks Charmaine I'm glad it made you laugh, Its good for the soul!!! Take Care Kevin
Date: 12/5/2014 3:06:00 PM
Nice poem... very funny!
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Kevin Leake
Date: 12/6/2014 4:07:00 AM
Thanks glad it made you laugh!! Cheers Kevin

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