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My poem is a parody of this poem:

 

Song to Celia" by Ben Jonson, Renaissance poet and playwright

Drink to me only with thine eyes,

nd I will pledge with mine;

Or leave a kiss but in the cup,

And I’ll not look for wine.

The thirst that from the soul doth rise

Doth ask a drink divine;

But might I of Jove’s nectar sup,

I would not change for thine.

 

I sent thee late a rosy wreath,

Not so much honouring thee

As giving it a hope, that there

It could not withered be.

But thou thereon didst only breathe,

And sent’st it back to me;

Since when it grows, and smells, I swear,

Not of itself, but thee.

Drink With Me Coffee

Drink with me coffee, black and strong.
I promise nevermore
To drink with meals a fifth of wine
Then stagger ‘cross the floor.
My need for thee doth rival thirst
For booze; you're both divine!
Jove's nectar's only in a book,
But I found thee online.

I sent thee late a rose-red couch
Not just to honor thee.
I hoped to lounge upon it oft
Whil'st thou served meals for free.
But thou thereon did'st only sneer.
And sent'st it back to me.
You said, "This thing is old and smells, 
I swear, of booze and thee!"


Date: March 25, 2020
Title: A-Muse-Sing Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Richard Lamoureaux
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Faulkner Avatar
April 1, 2020 at 3:04 PM
I love Ben Johnson's poem and this is a perfect parody! My favorite line 'whilst thou served meals for free' - I predict this will be a top winner!
Canerdy Avatar
April 1, 2020 at 3:37 PM
Thanks so much, Michelle. Janice
Koplin Avatar
March 27, 2020 at 9:19 AM
I love it!! An excellent work of art. Great poem, thanks for sharing.
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2020 at 1:20 PM
Wonderful! Aloha! Rico
Canerdy Avatar
March 26, 2020 at 2:28 PM
Thanks so much, Rico. Janice
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