Dressing For a Trip

Mommy and Poppy are divorced But he always CAESAR when he can Their FRENCH hip is now somewhat strained Since the custody, went to the man So Mommy was gone when it happened She didn't see it, but POPPY SEED it all Brother was eatin' a sandwich of cheese When he come a RUSSIAN down the hall I don't know why it doe's it but The CATALINA bit inside the door Then when brother tripped on that cat He fell and BLUECHEESE on the floor! If I ever spit up my food I'd sell my RANCH and live on the street And if I ever trip over a cat I'll bet a THOUSAND ISLAND on my feet!