Paul Callus Poet Limerick

Dracula

Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.


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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention

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Susan Ashley October 31, 2020 at 11:57 AM Haha! You talented and clever pen pleasantly tickles my funny bone with this sweet limerick, Paul. Poor Count Dracula.. from a vampire to a “gummie” bear.. :)) thank you for the wonderful laugh, my witty friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan Paul Callus November 5, 2020 at 1:19 PM I'm glad you appreciate the witty side of my pen, Susan:) Thank you. Fortunately, so far, I have avoided becoming a gummie bear:) ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty March 6, 2015 at 7:19 AM I liked it Paul...Blood and sweets just do not mix...if they mix..diabetes..like me. I wonder whether the Vampire would love me or not as his prey.Love Paul.. Paul Callus March 6, 2015 at 7:30 AM Glad you liked, Rajat:) It's too late for an answer now...he's got no fangs left!! All the best. // paul

Linda Jackson April 19, 2014 at 4:39 PM I like the humour in this poem. Best wishes Linda Paul Callus April 19, 2014 at 5:25 PM Lovely comments Linda :) thanks for stopping by. // paul

John Loving Iii April 17, 2014 at 6:07 PM haha. Paul Callus April 17, 2014 at 6:27 PM I take it that you enjoyed this :) thanks for stopping by. // paul

Skat A April 16, 2014 at 6:14 PM HI PAUL, Congratulations, enjoyed stopping by. Luv ~SKAT~ Paul Callus April 17, 2014 at 6:24 PM Thank you Skat, both for the visit and wishes. cu // paul

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 16, 2014 at 5:36 AM Congratulations Paul excellent humour xx Paul Callus April 16, 2014 at 5:44 AM Good day Mandy. Thank you; glad you appreciated this funny limerick :) cu // paul

Carolyn Devonshire April 15, 2014 at 2:37 PM Ouch! Keep that dentist at bay, Paul. Truly a very funny limerick that gave me a great laugh. Congrats on your success in the contest! Also, thank you for reading my work. Best wishes for a wonderful Easter weekend, Carolyn Paul Callus April 15, 2014 at 3:44 PM I'm still not quite sure whether Dracula had one last bite before the fangs were pulled out.....but that might be resolved in a future limerick. Thank you for stopping by; at least I provided a laugh :) Best wishes for Easter to you too. // paul

Dr.Ram Mehta April 15, 2014 at 7:57 AM Feeling like Bram Stoker is alive. Congrats on the win, paul Paul Callus April 15, 2014 at 9:12 AM Thank you DR. always welcome to visit. // paul

Aiyah Torres April 15, 2014 at 7:22 AM toothless Draco!! ...I love this!!! Congratulations on your win ,Paul!! :O)) Paul Callus April 15, 2014 at 7:26 AM Hope I managed to put a smile on your face:) thanks for the lovely comments and congrats. /x/ paul

Ivor Kos April 14, 2014 at 10:24 AM A toothless Dracule? Really sweet! I admire this poem. Thank you for reviewing my last write, Paul. I shall be reading all your poems starting from the 1st one. A lot of homework, so much good poems in this site but I sadly lack of plenty of time due to my businesses. I'll try to read more. / cu Ivo Paul Callus April 14, 2014 at 11:00 AM Hi Ivo. Thank you for visiting. We all have the same problem...time! Yes, there is a lot to read and lots of worthy poets to get acquainted with. It's impossible to cover everything; best to go over what you think is interesting and by 'time' you'll make your favourites. // paul

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser April 14, 2014 at 5:15 AM hahahaha!!!!! :P :P :P humorous write dearie Paul.. :D!!! the dentist must be that brave to do it with a vampire. :P or his a vampire too.. :D :P lool ===olive_eloi with lil giggle Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser April 14, 2014 at 2:35 PM hahahha.. :) yes!!! it's fiction.. :P Paul Callus April 14, 2014 at 5:26 AM Good morning Olive_eloi :) Glad you enjoyed this funny limerick. Just had to write it this way...can't take Dracula too seriously! cu // paul

Deb Wilson April 14, 2014 at 12:56 AM What a funny twist you have created here Paul ! Very enjoyable to read ! Paul Callus April 14, 2014 at 5:28 AM Thank you Deb, both for the visit and the nice comments. Have just been on your posts...enjoyed and will be back for more :) // paul

Nette Onclaud April 13, 2014 at 2:50 PM this one is smart, really smart, paul.. you got me!...much enjoyed!.. huggs Paul Callus April 13, 2014 at 3:11 PM Many thanks Nette :) coming from you these comments mean much to me. :) /x/ paul

Tim Smith April 13, 2014 at 2:47 PM This brilliant Paul...I love it...Tim Paul Callus April 13, 2014 at 3:06 PM Thank you Tim; I don't usually write limericks, but couldn't let this one go by :) cu // paul