Dracula

Dracula was in a fix Blood and sweets just do not mix The dentist had no doubt The fangs had to come out Goodbye to vampire’s tricks. ------------------------------------- Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014 Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day Sponsor: Darren Watson Placing: Honorable Mention

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Susan Ashley

Date: 10/31/2020 11:57:00 AM

Haha! You talented and clever pen pleasantly tickles my funny bone with this sweet limerick, Paul. Poor Count Dracula.. from a vampire to a “gummie” bear.. :)) thank you for the wonderful laugh, my witty friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Paul Callus
Date: 11/5/2020 1:19:00 PM

I'm glad you appreciate the witty side of my pen, Susan:) Thank you. Fortunately, so far, I have avoided becoming a gummie bear:) ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 3/6/2015 7:19:00 AM

I liked it Paul...Blood and sweets just do not mix...if they mix..diabetes..like me. I wonder whether the Vampire would love me or not as his prey.Love Paul..

Paul Callus
Date: 3/6/2015 7:30:00 AM

Glad you liked, Rajat:) It's too late for an answer now...he's got no fangs left!! All the best. // paul

Linda Jackson

Date: 4/19/2014 4:39:00 PM

I like the humour in this poem. Best wishes Linda

Paul Callus
Date: 4/19/2014 5:25:00 PM

Lovely comments Linda :) thanks for stopping by. // paul

John Loving Iii

Date: 4/17/2014 6:07:00 PM

haha.

Paul Callus
Date: 4/17/2014 6:27:00 PM

I take it that you enjoyed this :) thanks for stopping by. // paul

Skat A

Date: 4/16/2014 6:14:00 PM

HI PAUL, Congratulations, enjoyed stopping by. Luv ~SKAT~

Paul Callus
Date: 4/17/2014 6:24:00 PM

Thank you Skat, both for the visit and wishes. cu // paul

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 4/16/2014 5:36:00 AM

Congratulations Paul excellent humour xx

Paul Callus
Date: 4/16/2014 5:44:00 AM

Good day Mandy. Thank you; glad you appreciated this funny limerick :) cu // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/15/2014 2:37:00 PM

Ouch! Keep that dentist at bay, Paul. Truly a very funny limerick that gave me a great laugh. Congrats on your success in the contest! Also, thank you for reading my work. Best wishes for a wonderful Easter weekend, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 4/15/2014 3:44:00 PM

I'm still not quite sure whether Dracula had one last bite before the fangs were pulled out.....but that might be resolved in a future limerick. Thank you for stopping by; at least I provided a laugh :) Best wishes for Easter to you too. // paul

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/15/2014 7:57:00 AM

Feeling like Bram Stoker is alive. Congrats on the win, paul

Paul Callus
Date: 4/15/2014 9:12:00 AM

Thank you DR. always welcome to visit. // paul

Aiyah Torres

Date: 4/15/2014 7:22:00 AM

toothless Draco!! ...I love this!!! Congratulations on your win ,Paul!! :O))

Paul Callus
Date: 4/15/2014 7:26:00 AM

Hope I managed to put a smile on your face:) thanks for the lovely comments and congrats. /x/ paul

Ivo Cos

Date: 4/14/2014 10:24:00 AM

A toothless Dracule? Really sweet! I admire this poem. Thank you for reviewing my last write, Paul. I shall be reading all your poems starting from the 1st one. A lot of homework, so much good poems in this site but I sadly lack of plenty of time due to my businesses. I'll try to read more. / cu Ivo

Paul Callus
Date: 4/14/2014 11:00:00 AM

Hi Ivo. Thank you for visiting. We all have the same problem...time! Yes, there is a lot to read and lots of worthy poets to get acquainted with. It's impossible to cover everything; best to go over what you think is interesting and by 'time' you'll make your favourites. // paul

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 4/14/2014 5:15:00 AM

hahahaha!!!!! :P :P :P humorous write dearie Paul.. :D!!! the dentist must be that brave to do it with a vampire. :P or his a vampire too.. :D :P lool ===olive_eloi with lil giggle

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Date: 4/14/2014 2:35:00 PM

hahahha.. :) yes!!! it's fiction.. :P

Paul Callus
Date: 4/14/2014 5:26:00 AM

Good morning Olive_eloi :) Glad you enjoyed this funny limerick. Just had to write it this way...can't take Dracula too seriously! cu // paul