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Dracula

Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.


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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 3/6/2015 7:19:00 AM
I liked it Paul...Blood and sweets just do not mix...if they mix..diabetes..like me. I wonder whether the Vampire would love me or not as his prey.Love Paul..
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Date: 3/6/2015 7:30:00 AM
Glad you liked, Rajat:) It's too late for an answer now...he's got no fangs left!! All the best. // paul
Date: 4/19/2014 4:39:00 PM
I like the humour in this poem. Best wishes Linda
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Date: 4/19/2014 5:25:00 PM
Lovely comments Linda :) thanks for stopping by. // paul
Date: 4/17/2014 6:07:00 PM
haha.
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Date: 4/17/2014 6:27:00 PM
I take it that you enjoyed this :) thanks for stopping by. // paul
Date: 4/17/2014 12:13:00 PM
This cracks me up! What a clever limerick, Paul! Keep 'em coming.
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Date: 4/17/2014 6:26:00 PM
Glad you liked witty Dracula, Kim. I don't usually do limericks, but I felt I had to write this one; maybe I ought to write more in this form. txs for visit ... and comments :) // paul
Date: 4/16/2014 6:14:00 PM
HI PAUL, Congratulations, enjoyed stopping by. Luv ~SKAT~
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Date: 4/17/2014 6:24:00 PM
Thank you Skat, both for the visit and wishes. cu // paul
Date: 4/16/2014 5:36:00 AM
Congratulations Paul excellent humour xx
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Date: 4/16/2014 5:44:00 AM
Good day Mandy. Thank you; glad you appreciated this funny limerick :) cu // paul
Date: 4/15/2014 2:37:00 PM
Ouch! Keep that dentist at bay, Paul. Truly a very funny limerick that gave me a great laugh. Congrats on your success in the contest! Also, thank you for reading my work. Best wishes for a wonderful Easter weekend, Carolyn
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Date: 4/15/2014 3:44:00 PM
I'm still not quite sure whether Dracula had one last bite before the fangs were pulled out.....but that might be resolved in a future limerick. Thank you for stopping by; at least I provided a laugh :) Best wishes for Easter to you too. // paul
Date: 4/15/2014 7:57:00 AM
Feeling like Bram Stoker is alive. Congrats on the win, paul
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Date: 4/15/2014 9:12:00 AM
Thank you DR. always welcome to visit. // paul
Date: 4/15/2014 7:22:00 AM
toothless Draco!! ...I love this!!! Congratulations on your win ,Paul!! :O))
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Date: 4/15/2014 7:26:00 AM
Hope I managed to put a smile on your face:) thanks for the lovely comments and congrats. /x/ paul
Date: 4/14/2014 10:24:00 AM
A toothless Dracule? Really sweet! I admire this poem. Thank you for reviewing my last write, Paul. I shall be reading all your poems starting from the 1st one. A lot of homework, so much good poems in this site but I sadly lack of plenty of time due to my businesses. I'll try to read more. / cu Ivo
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Date: 4/14/2014 11:00:00 AM
Hi Ivo. Thank you for visiting. We all have the same problem...time! Yes, there is a lot to read and lots of worthy poets to get acquainted with. It's impossible to cover everything; best to go over what you think is interesting and by 'time' you'll make your favourites. // paul
Date: 4/14/2014 5:15:00 AM
hahahaha!!!!! :P :P :P humorous write dearie Paul.. :D!!! the dentist must be that brave to do it with a vampire. :P or his a vampire too.. :D :P lool ===olive_eloi with lil giggle
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Date: 4/14/2014 2:35:00 PM
hahahha.. :) yes!!! it's fiction.. :P
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/14/2014 5:26:00 AM
Good morning Olive_eloi :) Glad you enjoyed this funny limerick. Just had to write it this way...can't take Dracula too seriously! cu // paul
Date: 4/14/2014 12:56:00 AM
What a funny twist you have created here Paul ! Very enjoyable to read !
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Date: 4/14/2014 5:28:00 AM
Thank you Deb, both for the visit and the nice comments. Have just been on your posts...enjoyed and will be back for more :) // paul
Date: 4/14/2014 12:01:00 AM
Paul, this is how a short poem is done.. Every line masterful and building on the previous one. You are so talented and clever!
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Date: 4/14/2014 5:07:00 AM
Dave your rich comments never fail to raise my spirits! Thank you so very much. I think that you too come out with some pretty excellent stuff yourself :) // paul
Date: 4/13/2014 2:50:00 PM
this one is smart, really smart, paul.. you got me!...much enjoyed!.. huggs
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/13/2014 3:11:00 PM
Many thanks Nette :) coming from you these comments mean much to me. :) /x/ paul
Date: 4/13/2014 2:47:00 PM
This brilliant Paul...I love it...Tim
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Date: 4/13/2014 3:06:00 PM
Thank you Tim; I don't usually write limericks, but couldn't let this one go by :) cu // paul