Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde's Love Poem

I love how your long chestnut hair flows over your gentle shoulders, And when the sun searches you out for a moment, your hair sparkles… Because I lit a match and threw it into that rat infested hair ball that you Waste all your time on. Next up is your head which I’m going to rip… Don’t listen to him. I’m mesmerized by your deep blue eyes, when they lovingly Gaze In my direction. I will never make you shed a tear, my dear… But I’m going to kick you about this filthy house. It looks like all you’ve Done all day is piss in the wind. And stop your crying; your baggy eyes are… Ignore him, my love. Your soft, gentle touch upon my face arouses my senses to new Heights. All my cares wash away as your aquiline hand slowly glides along my arm… What the hell does he know? If you don’t get your boney hand off me, I’m going to break it In half. And the next time I catch you trying to be nice I’m going to throw you out with… Stop that, Hyde. Sorry, my love, but as I was saying, your body is a masterpiece sculpted out of the finest treasures. I’m in awe of its supple curves, how it flinches to the touch… Oh, shut up Doc, you’re killing me. And speaking of killing, I feel like pummeling The living daylights out of your emaciated, piece of good for nothing… Please be mine baby, before I’m lost forever to… I’m in charge, so get over here and take it like… I’m fading, my love. Hurry, say you’ll be mine. Save us. I’m going to tear you apart. You’re no baby, you’re a… Save me, before the monster wins… Too late, Dr., she will be all mine soon… Just a kiss, my dear. Just a… ‘Slap’, take that b****... One kiss. Now! -The Dr. and his lover kiss- Thank you, my love. Let that vile Monster rest in peace, so that we will be left in peace from it for evermore.