Dozy Dick and His Magic Stick

Dozy Dick and his Magic Stick it comes to life at night Takes him to a world of joy and pure delight Transports him to a place he really wants to be Of inner dreams and pleasure and every fantasy With his magic stick Dick can travel far and wide He can be all alone or have a beauty by his side Dozy dipped his rigid stick and cast his magic spell Where he dipped his magic stick he swears he'll never tell Though the local witches coven each night with longing yearn The sweet boys in fairyland also pray for his return Dozy practices with his magic stick when he is in the bath The most fun he's ever had yet he never laughs He must by now be a fully-fledged master of his trade Though as a result of all that practice, he wears a hearing aid. Dozy waded into the sea when the water was quite choppy His usually rampant magic stick became flexible and floppy A myriad of baby mermaids now swim in the bay Dozy and his magic stick must now undergo a test for DNA. 8th July 2014 Written by Jan Allison & Darren Watson