Downsizing

Getting laid off from my top notch job since the company decided to downsize, couldn't afford my mansion anymore, had so much furniture, computers, tvs and cars that were worth a fortune, unfortunately all had to be sold at an auction, finally got another job at McDonald's at minimum wage, instead of being the fat cat, now I'd become the slave, my new house was being built and was known as a "tiny" home, only 400 square feet and barely big enough for one, got another vehicle because didn't want to take the bus, it was one of those smart cars that was really good on gas, only problem was when I got my smart car and my new tiny house, I forgot to downsize myself because of the size of my 400 lb. girth!