Down There

Some people say I'm working too hard
That I'm moving around too quick
I really hate to let them down
But it's a misconception trick

It's hard to tell when you see me
with these old baggy pants I wear
But if I took those pants off now
You could see what I have down there

It's a lot longer than most guys
And more than naturally wide
I know it's hard to take it in
This unnatural long wide stride!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Gauthier Avatar
March 21, 2018 at 10:07 PM
Are you bragging or complaining, Pat?
Adams Avatar
March 22, 2018 at 9:47 AM
Merely an observation that's hard to overlook!!......80)
Flats Avatar
July 26, 2017 at 9:35 AM
A very subtle silly! Enjoyed ~ john
Adams Avatar
July 26, 2017 at 4:00 PM
Thank you John, I always know if I want a good laugh I can go to the John...........wait a minute, that didn't sound right!! 80( Anyway, it means a lot coming from you!! Cheers.. 80] Rpat
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