Door To Door

i'm your
mail man
i'm your
milk man

can you
be my
milk can
can you

be my
in box
flag up
delivery

special
express
extra
butter

letters
let her
open my
package

drink my 
heavy cream 
on top not one
percent or low fat

forgetting that 
i'm a vacuum
salesman
on the side

disclosure

no babies
we're made
during these
love scenes
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Lamoureux Avatar
September 9, 2019 at 9:33 AM
The last stanza got me laughing.
Connelly Avatar
September 9, 2019 at 8:07 PM
You know the old jokes Richard. Thanks.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 9, 2019 at 7:58 AM
Lol! What Caren said. Awesome piece luv. xomo!
Connelly Avatar
September 9, 2019 at 8:06 PM
Maureen you were the first person to comment on my poems. You also gave me the best advice, to title my poems; because the first batch were all titled "impromptu"; because that's what were. Now they are still every day impromptus but with twisted titles; so thank you for that Maureen. (I also must add Maureen that you have asked and so know more about mi Musa; as well as I take humor to make my heart stay young.)
Krutsinger Avatar
September 8, 2019 at 7:32 PM
This is absolutely 100 percent hilarious! Well done! Bravo Jeff!
Connelly Avatar
September 9, 2019 at 2:02 AM
Laughter truly is the best medicine Caren. Thank you.
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