Dont You Ever Look First

We never know what will jump out of the junk drawer Scotch tape, thumb tacks, necklaces, gum, miscellaneous galore. I sort it out about every three months, starting out small. Within ninety days, it is so full, I cannot pull it open at all. There were six rulers in here, says Joe. “But you had me buy one.” “Of course, I did, because looking in here is not any kind of fun.” Don’t you ever look first? I laugh at this question from the king Of someone who almost never again can find anything.