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Don'T Have a Cow

I was so bent on finding my Prince charming, that I took a class on agriculture and farming. Had to have hands on training and milk a cow, but there was no one in sight to show me how. I got all A’s in the class portion, so I said I got this that darn cow was so mean and just would resist. The milk went everywhere but into the pail, so I just sat there and I would scream and yell. While me and the cow was fussin, I heard a laugh, I just had to know who made fun of my new craft. I looked up and saw the most handsome man, He said” Ms. can I help you my name is Stan. I forgot who I was for second let alone a cow, “come over here I’d be happy to show you how. Stan and I have been together every since that day, all because I took up farming and my Prince came my way. 2-16-18 Alexis Y.

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Date: 2/26/2018 12:54:00 PM
Very humorous, fun poem, Alexis. And of course, me be a sucker for happy endings. This has all three types of poetry cheese in it: funny ... romantic ... and creative. Fine write, dear friend. Love and smiles always.
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Date: 2/20/2018 1:07:00 PM
Does he have a brother? Is farm in a sunny state? Your imagination excels from beginning to end and it grabbed and held me with delight, Alexis. This is the 2nd poem of yours that I've read today that I found to be so darned cute mixed with clever. A JOY to visit you. All the best ... CayCay
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Date: 2/20/2018 1:47:00 PM
Hi CayCay, Yes he does have a brother. It's his twin Dan.I'm sooo happy that you stopped by today. I hope you had an amazing Valentine's Day.I will visit you soon:-) Alexis
Date: 2/17/2018 7:39:00 AM
Hi Alexis, I enjoyed your humorous, sweet poem, nicely written. John
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Date: 2/16/2018 6:59:00 PM
Sweet ending..enjoyed reading your story Alexis!
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Date: 2/16/2018 12:00:00 PM
This is so sweet!
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Date: 2/16/2018 11:15:00 AM
Haha , I've tried that its not easy. Lovely rhyme Alexis.
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Date: 2/16/2018 9:04:00 AM
This poem is really clever, it flows and rhymes so well... And it made me smile..
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