Don'T Have a Cow

I was so bent on finding my Prince charming,
that I took a class on agriculture and farming.

Had to have hands on training and milk a cow,
but there was no one in sight to show me how.

I got all A’s in the class portion, so I said I got this
that darn cow was so mean and just would resist.

The milk went everywhere but into the pail,
so I just sat there and I would scream and yell.

While me and the cow was fussin, I heard a laugh,
I just had to know who made fun of my new craft.

I looked up and saw the most handsome man,
He said” Ms. can I help you my name is Stan.

I forgot who I was for second let alone a cow,
“come over here I’d be happy to show you how.

Stan and I have been together every since that day,
all because I took up farming and my Prince came my way.



2-16-18
Alexis Y.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Robinson Jr. Avatar
February 26, 2018 at 12:54 PM
Very humorous, fun poem, Alexis. And of course, me be a sucker for happy endings. This has all three types of poetry cheese in it: funny ... romantic ... and creative. Fine write, dear friend. Love and smiles always.
Godwin Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 1:07 PM
Does he have a brother? Is farm in a sunny state? Your imagination excels from beginning to end and it grabbed and held me with delight, Alexis. This is the 2nd poem of yours that I've read today that I found to be so darned cute mixed with clever. A JOY to visit you. All the best ... CayCay
Y. Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 1:47 PM
Hi CayCay, Yes he does have a brother. It's his twin Dan.I'm sooo happy that you stopped by today. I hope you had an amazing Valentine's Day.I will visit you soon:-) Alexis
Gondolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 7:39 AM
Hi Alexis, I enjoyed your humorous, sweet poem, nicely written. John
Pandit Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 6:59 PM
Sweet ending..enjoyed reading your story Alexis!
Lamoureux Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 12:00 PM
This is so sweet!
Cunningham Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 11:15 AM
Haha , I've tried that its not easy. Lovely rhyme Alexis.
One Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 9:04 AM
This poem is really clever, it flows and rhymes so well... And it made me smile..
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