Don'T Call Me On a Monday
Don't call me on a Monday,
I'll never be at my best.
Don't call me on a Monday,
for it should've been made a day of rest.
Don't call me on a Monday,
It's the day of the week I like the least.
Don't call me on a Monday,
or you'll be sure to raise a beast.
Don't call me on a Monday,
I really don't have the time.
Don't call me on a Monday,
I might just call you a swine.
Don't call me on a Monday,
my body is all a jumble.
Don't call me on a Monday,
that would be as wise as entering a jungle.
Don't call me on a Monday,
please take my best advice.
Don't call me on a Monday,
my head feels like it's been put in a vise.
Don't call me on a Monday,
any other day of the week would be fine.
Don't call me on a Monday,
but call me on a Friday and that would be just divine.
Written June 2021 'on a Monday'
Copyright © Stephen Mayne | Year Posted 2021
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