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Don'T Blame Me

How come I’m the one at fault Just because I came in late The lipstick stains were an accident So don’t act so irate What you thought you saw just wasn’t true So don’t be calling me a louse I was looking for my car keys I thought I dropped them in her blouse So don’t act so smart you know it all You’re the one with the dirty mind The lady thought she sat in something I was just checking her behind I told you I was going out, you knew it So don’t blame me, the devil made me do it.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 1/4/2011 5:38:00 PM
This one is really great. I could swear I saw it before but I don't see a comment from me below, so I'll comment now. Excellent humorous writing!
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Date: 1/2/2011 7:43:00 PM
Hey Vince, Thanks for the comment left on my poem. I really appreciate it. Best wishes for the New Year, my friend. ...Jimmy
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Date: 1/2/2011 3:31:00 PM
It is better than pleading fifth ... but, why did you tell everyone our secret. Very witty and funny, love it.
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Date: 10/29/2010 8:48:00 AM
Soup mail in a moment, Vince
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Date: 10/28/2010 12:45:00 PM
You men always find a way to squirm out of trouble!!! It's a good thing you can make us laugh...or boy, oh boy, would you ever get yourselves kicked into the doghouse!! :) This is terrific!!
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Date: 10/20/2010 8:14:00 PM
He thinks he's married to Naive Nellie. Oh, yeah, the "devil" makes a fine scapegoat here. Love the humor, Vince, and wish you success in the contest! Hope your son is doing better. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/14/2010 8:44:00 AM
Ha!Ha!He!He!...Good luck in the contest..That's my story and I am sticking to it..Sara
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Date: 10/8/2010 6:44:00 PM
very nicely expressed thoughts on DFon't blame me, Vince
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Date: 10/8/2010 10:49:00 AM
I enjoyed the laugh with this wonderful Sonet. Good luck in the contest, you should do very well in it. Caryl
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