Don'T Bite the Postman

Don't bite the Postman

Please don't bite the Postman,
With those yellowing canine teeth.
He only wants to deliver our mail,
Not feel your sharp nip beneath.

We've known him now, all these years,
So, shower with kisses and smother,
He only wants to deliver the mail,
Please don't bite him Mother.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Schmitz  Avatar
October 29, 2017 at 7:42 PM
Funny and sad at the same time. I imagine dementia has come for poor old mum, as well as gingivitis.
Hoffman Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 7:08 PM
Lol, at first I thought it was a dog…funny rhyme Kevin!~Che :)
Cozart Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 5:03 PM
I didn't see your last line coming AT ALL. Very clever.
Shaw Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 5:38 PM
Thank you for kind words, regards Kevin
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