Don'T Be Mario

Why should I face the monsters and fight the battles? For a princess who runs away and won't let me live with her in the castle? Why should I risk my life, if a kiss on the cheek is the most I'm going to get? Go and find someone else to save you princess I don't care If I like you, or if the interest's deep I refuse to be Mario chasing after Princess peach I may think about you, and you may live in my mind But I won't risk my life for a girl who won't give me her time You really think because you're pretty and your hairs nice I'm going to fight monsters and help to save your life When you have no interest, I refuse to fall for your fake female charm Even though I won't save you, I don't want you to be harmed Forget doing all that running around for a female I won't walk with Forget losing my mind for a female I can't share my thoughts with Some princesses aren't worth the hassle so you need to let her go Don't be like Mario