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Don'T Be a Gobbler

There once was a young lad named Oliver His Mom told him, “Don't be a gobbler!” She also said , “Son, Ain't no prize to be won!” The fuzz will be checking your swallometer © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 4/17/2015 6:45:00 AM
Swallometer? LOL! So now you're coining words left and right, eh? Great one, Jack! That's my first laugh today! Hugs! :)
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Date: 4/17/2015 7:19:00 AM
Awww dear Kim, you are sweet! The Wulfman wants to know if he can use my coined word and I told him we need to talk about price! LOL Hope you have many more laughs throughout the day my dear Kim! Huggsies, Jack xxx
Date: 4/17/2015 12:44:00 AM
Nice one! Should take him to the fair for a pie eating contest! Then he'll feel right at home! Always, Laura
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Date: 4/17/2015 7:01:00 AM
Do they still have those pie eating contests in the techie age! Oh for those good old days! Were they ALWAYS good? Hmmm... loving hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 4/16/2015 10:25:00 AM
WOW! Great one! I Didn't see that one coming! Thought it was going to be a turkey joke... for sure...
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:28:00 PM
Ha! Fooled ya eh!!! xxx
Date: 4/16/2015 9:40:00 AM
Swallometer??? LOL . Had a teacher that once called everyone gobbler's and tukeys, but I think she was talking about the birds, not food...or perhaps that was in relation to all the crap that came spewing out of our traps...LOL ~Jan
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:28:00 PM
Can't imagine being a teacher putting up with all those gobblers! I'd be in the funny farm in no time!!! Loving hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 4/16/2015 9:12:00 AM
Therrrrrrrrr he goes again!
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:25:00 PM
Herrrrrrrrrrrr I am again! LOL Huggsies, Jacko xxx
Date: 4/16/2015 9:02:00 AM
Oh I love this one! Great limerick!
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:23:00 PM
Can I be your friend... you say such nice things!!! LOL Huggs, Jack xxx

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