Dog That Wears a Cone

(this is a little form I cooked up last year and called it 7/5 trochee. I like to use it for fun little tales. Saw this dog the other day!)

Little dog nearby my house,
cone around his neck.
Guess if he could talk, he’d bark:
What the bleeping heck?

What’s the mutt supposed to do
if he wants a bone,
with his head so tiny stuck
deep inside that cone?

Do his doggy buddies laugh,
seeing him like that?
He can’t even catch a break.
Sure won’t catch a cat!

Next I see him trying to
poke his scraggly head,
not with great success at all,
in a flower bed.

I should tell his owner that
cones look pretty lame.
Let the poor thing stay inside;
Save his hide from shame!

Anyway, the sight of him
made me come right home -
after a good chuckle - to
write this silly poem!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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A. Sharma Avatar
October 19, 2015 at 5:19 AM
Congrats on ur sweet win Andrea!
Allison Avatar
October 18, 2015 at 5:33 PM
very amusing tale Andrea congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Y. Avatar
October 18, 2015 at 5:24 PM
Lol! Anderea, I could picture the sight. Congratulations on your win:-)Alexis 7
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October 18, 2015 at 3:58 PM
HA, Ha this was funny.. Andrea, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Stop by my latest blog "Peace Now" if you'd like or have time. WUV ~LINDA~
A   Avatar
January 5, 2013 at 12:13 AM
ha ha... got fleas... this is funny... pd
Poet Avatar
January 14, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Funny and cute poem!Enjoyed-kashinath
A  Avatar
March 15, 2010 at 6:24 PM
Amused in this silly write. I can see why u wrote a poem about that dog...Only if he knew..Enjoyed.
Culverhouse Avatar
February 9, 2010 at 5:58 AM
hot poem!! funny!!
Winter Avatar
February 7, 2010 at 1:48 PM
oh dear, needed this giggle so badly!! hilarious break from the cruel cold world - how can I ever thank you? well, I will thank you for your kind comment on my poem. A fascinating bio on that particular poet with sadness and tragedy obviously, if you ever get a chance to read up on her. well, if you like that sort of reading. back to your poem - so great - my poor dog has had to wear on of those before to keep from hurting himself. poor things. funny poem - love it! xoxo
K. Avatar
February 1, 2010 at 1:40 AM
poor dog--maybe next time his owner would give him a treat and give him an ice cream cone instead! this sure must've been as fun to write as it is to read :) really liked your first stanza--r3n38cute write :)
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February 1, 2010 at 12:27 AM
Giggle Giggle...Great fun Andrea! Now to see Robert's
Owens Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 9:44 PM
This is very cute...I've seen the little dogs in cones and also a cat one time...Enjoyed...Marty
Curcio Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 7:15 PM
This is delightful Andrea! Thank you for the chuckles with your fine poem!
Sweetheart Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Dogs are my favorite animal although my two cats are gorgeous... as your poem is sweet ... huh??? I was talking about doing the contest with me once I get back on my roll and play catch up again... u up for it?? luv.. Linda-Marie..
Guzzi Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 4:41 PM
LOL thank you..thank you very much (said she with a lame Elvis impersonation!) Light & Love
Dufresne Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 2:13 PM
Hi Andrea, I responded to this poem sooner than I thought :) Also you have soup mail.-Robert
Chachere Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 11:40 AM
.great poem.the strangest looking dog was chasing me in a dream.its fur was sticking up in the other direction.it was just weird.hah.and no, sorry.i don't mean partying like that.i don't go to those.they aren't fun for me.i don't do any of that.its my sisters birthday party, that certain friends are able to go to, not my real sister.and i see...well i think your love poem about that was very passionate. -Always Lynette
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January 30, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Ha Ha Ha rolling on the floor laughing dear! Thanks for the spot of sunshine on a dreary day here in TX! Been gone for a little bit. But creative juices flowing again. lol I want to thank you and a few others for making me feel so at home here at poetrysoup. This read is just a delight. Ive had to put that silly looking cone on my dog before too. LOL Have a great day dear! Scarlett
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January 30, 2010 at 9:16 AM
haha yes indeed. I love it, Andrea. Glad you wrote it. Reminds me of a poor pooch I once had. I'll have to tell you about it sometime. -Robert
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January 30, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Made me chuckle Andrea >> James
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January 30, 2010 at 7:51 AM
nice funny. john
Esquire Avatar
January 30, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Dear Andrea, I Like this Form Got a great chuckle out of this Superb Write ALWAYS YOUR Liege...HG
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