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Dog Lips And Teeth.
.
The ever creative mother of invention
Maybe getting dim
But had the best intention's
But some things defy words
And are beyond comprehension and belief
Why on earth would anyone
But their poor dog 
Such a pair of lips and teeth
.
How did they get them into production?
How much did they have to pay?
Did they take leave of their senses
Who would but them anyway?
.
They used to say ‘’A dog is man’s best friend’’
But I wonder what dogs would say
‘’With those gimmicky lips and teeth
I’d rather be a stray
They don’t own me but I own them anyway!’’
.
‘’ Us dogs will never live this down
We will be the laughing stock
Of all the hounds around’’
.
‘And if they point 
One of those funny little boxes at me
And say, ‘'cheese’’
I’ll cock my leg up against theirs 
‘’And have a wee’’
. 
Paws for thought………
.
Peter Dome©2020.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 3/8/2024 10:25:00 AM
LOL Pete. I got quite the giggle from this one. :)
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Date: 3/9/2024 10:44:00 AM
Great. It's true, there are so many wacky inventions, I was surprised. Like a saddle, Mum or Dad would put on their back, so the child could ride them like on a horse. Hope you are OK thank you.Pete.p.S you don't want to, buy one do you?' I have this friend. haha. Stay safe Pete.
Date: 1/22/2024 12:20:00 PM
Hello Peter, I do not blame the dog at all. Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/
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Date: 3/9/2024 10:46:00 AM
No I don't either, poor dogs, what will their friends think, barking mad ?. Thank you so much once again. Take care. Pete.
Date: 12/28/2020 11:26:00 AM
Lovely humorous poem. The inventor must have been crazy. ~~
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Date: 12/28/2020 11:59:00 AM
I am It was me. haha. not really. how he or she got this manufactured I do not know. More to came. thank you all the best Pete.
Date: 12/28/2020 10:06:00 AM
This is a clever poem, and I agree with you, who would put a dog through this and for what, they must have taken leave of their senses because for me it is not funny - I enjoyed your last stanza, good for the doggies that would do this! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 12/28/2020 12:02:00 PM
Thank you Angel.It isn't funny really your right. we have exploited the poor loves too much.Hope you are better. thank you take take care, Pete.
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