Doctor Vertigo

Eyes are spinning, my vertigo's bored

Sent to a doctor I can't afford

Slapped me twice in the head

Shook it like dice and said

"Boy, you've got loose gravel in your gourd"


Then jerked it sideways, brought me to tears

Smirked, poured quick dry cement down my ears

"Never tried this before"

"Pay your bill at the door"

"That should hold you for a couple years"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Wolf Avatar
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S, Randy. Thanks for the laughs. ~ Gershon
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September 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Uh thee, uh thee, uh thee, that's all folks!
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