Do You?

Do you like to party Drink Tequila and Bacardi Shouting lyrics to songs Guzzling beer from bongs Do you like to dance Pelvic thrusting at every chance Giving girls your card That says Napoleon Bonaparte Do you like grassy lands Holding on with both your hands Praying for your drunken soul As the Earth spins out of control Do you like to drive Going fifty-three in a thirty-five Telling cops you can’t be arrested Because you might be dyslexic Do you like to call home Collect on your new cell phone Begging for a second chance Because Bubba has no pants Do you like to party Drink Tequila and Bacardi Giving your keys to friends Because karma has no end Do you?