Dna Test Surprises

Our children bought us DNA tests for Christmas. Um, why would we want to do this? What if we wanted to rob a bank or burglarize a home? Aren’t these results going into an FBI data base? We did it because they kept asking us about it. Every nationality I wanted to be, did not show up for me. My husband who has a German surname has always bragged. We Germans are smart, we Germans are brilliant, we Germans. His came back with this result. He is more English than the English. He is ninety-seven percent English. I laughed my petootie off. I would have at least half Native American blood, I was sure. But alas, I did not. I came out with Swedish, which is oddly odd. A bit of German which was more than my husband And mostly Pennsylvania Dutch and English. I am a mutt, whereas he is a purebred – but not German.