Distressed

His spouse leads an idyllic life, nothing ruffles her much.
She attends her clubs, cooks, sews, tends the kids and such.
But today he received a call at work that shook his orderly life!
'Twas a frantic call from his highly agitated wife!

"What is it honey? Did you have an accident? Was anyone hurt?
Were you attacked in the mall by some deranged pervert?
Please tell me what concerns you so I can get back to work!"
"I can't find the words right now!  I'm about to go berserk!"

"Tell me, I pray, has one of the kids been badly bruised?
Or has Tommy by that schoolyard bully again been abused?
Won't you please tell me the dreadful thing that has occured?"
"Let me gather my wits and I'll tell you word for word!"

"Don't tell me the dog has mutilated your flower beds again,
Or that Ginny tried to flush a towel and plugged the drain!
I just can't imagine what has caused you so much dismay!"
"Just a moment, dear, while I wipe the tears away!"

"What is it, my dear?  I've never seen you so upset before!
Please don't prolong the agony!   Please tell me, I implore!"
"I'll tell you", she blubbered "what has caused me such distress!
At the club today another lady wore my very same hat and dress!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 4/8/2012 3:05:00 PM
lol, love your sense of humour, bob. hope you and vera had a great easter
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Date: 4/8/2012 1:22:00 PM
This is so funny. I used to call my husband, frantic, when I locked my keys in the car. He finally had one made to put in a little box for me after the third time it happened.Once he did that, I never got locked out again.
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Date: 4/8/2012 8:02:00 AM
just like a woman Bob.. we all reacxt the same way..haha.. good write on this happy blessed day.. Happy Easter my friend.. so ennjoyed this cool chuckle .. now for dinner luv.. Ron is Master Chef today..oh..wow...
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Date: 4/8/2012 7:26:00 AM
amazing, as always, I love that free-flowing language and the way you go about the theme,Bob, jag
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Date: 4/7/2012 11:19:00 PM
LOL...is this a true story? I have to know! Funny, Bob. You always give me a laugh. Thanks for sharing and Happy Easter to you and your family. Hugs, Rhonda
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Date: 4/7/2012 9:58:00 PM
LOL, Bob. Extraordinary piece. Your usual top-notch posting. Thoroughly enjoyed, my friend. Hope this finds you and yours all well. Everything here is fine at the moment. Wishing you both a Happy and Blessed Easter. God bless. Una/Ralph
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Date: 4/7/2012 8:56:00 PM
Ha,hahahahahaha :o)
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Date: 4/7/2012 7:27:00 PM
ohhhh geez..your wife really didn't do this I bet you are such a tease!! You have a great easter day tomorrow, blessings to you and yours. Light & Love Always
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Date: 4/7/2012 4:46:00 PM
ha! i was trying to anticipate the ending, but you got the better of me this time. very funny and entertaining. thanks for the smile!
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