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Dishwashing Limerick

Oh for the assistance of machinery
As my wife and I suffer so bitterly
From wet soapy hands
That slip on plates and pans
Which occasionally crack most disagreeably

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Jack Horne

March 8, 2022 at 7:34 AM

LOL, had a chuckle - hope it'll be the first of many limericks

Sara Kendrick

January 18, 2022 at 8:54 AM

You've got the right idea. I enjoy my dishwasher. It saves me so much work. I can't hardly make it without one. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara

Brian Strand

September 15, 2021 at 12:50 AM

It happens Scott

Paul Callus

October 17, 2017 at 9:56 AM

Funny...can hear those plates breaking from here:) Personally I can't stand dishwashers; I much prefer to use my bare hands. Regards // paul

Paloma P

December 6, 2016 at 6:06 PM

Cute, sudsy limerick, only thing normal in our home is the setting on the dishwasher. :)

Connie Marcum Wong

August 26, 2016 at 7:40 AM

Congratulations on writing your first limerick! You did well Scott! I have never written even one. I just can't seem to think of anything humorous that would make a good limerick. Cheers, Connie ; ) 7

Pashang Salehi

August 26, 2016 at 3:13 AM

Very nice Scott...

John Fleming

August 24, 2016 at 5:10 PM

Superb limerick, Scott! Unlike other so called "limericks" this actually reads as a limerick should - Top marks! My very best regards and well wishes. :) john

Jack Horne

August 23, 2016 at 3:30 PM

LOL, I know the feeling, mate : )

Jan Allison

August 23, 2016 at 7:11 AM

Great humour Scott... I have a dishwasher - rarely use it - much prefer to wash the dishes and look out onto my garden:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

August 22, 2016 at 9:37 AM

This is cute Scott. I enjoyed your limerick.

Andrea Dietrich

August 19, 2016 at 1:55 AM

Just be like me, let them pile up a few days and you don't get your hands wet so often. haha. HEy, thanks for posting a new poem for me to read. Much appreciated.