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Cutting spending seems simple on paper. It's just number manipulation. While spending reductions do not affect the lives of plutocrats who live in secure bunkers and travel in helicopters, private jets, and mega yachts; cuts significantly affect ordinary people and the poet class.

DOGE boys Musk and Ramaswamy Box their cold cuts with pastrami They soon will behold While napkins can fold Budgets are not origami

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/19/2024 4:24:00 PM

Great limericking here, Duke.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/19/2024 4:50:00 PM

Thanks Andrea. We’re having a little fun—a good thing. Hope you are well!!!

Hiya Sharma

Date: 12/18/2024 10:53:00 PM

Woah you absolutely amazed with this clever limerick, dear Duke ~ it's your forte! And yes that last line "budgets are not origami" really caught my attention with its wise intentions haha... Indeed, budget is not something just to be moulded on a piece of paper with immense manipulation and treachery. You've described that political situation in such an impactful way! Well... people still hold their voice and I hope that light of goodness still shines. Sending you and your family many best wishes for Christmas and New Year!! :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/19/2024 11:03:00 AM

Hiya, thank you so much for your insightful comment. I agree completely...we hope people stand up for freedom and will not tolerate being bulling by plutocrats. I do appreciate the best wishes and send the best to you as well. We're watching all that's going on and expect to see some peaceful protests emerge. Exciting times!

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 12/18/2024 9:35:00 PM

Didn't you like Musk at one time. He has had a lot of fans. He's going to send people into space. I bow out.

Hilda Greenhough
Date: 12/19/2024 11:42:00 AM

I apologize. Most liberals seemed to like Musk because of the electric car. I guess they don't travel the far back roads of America where being stranded can mean the end.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/19/2024 10:57:00 AM

Thanks Hilda. His companies have some impressive technology. In all honesty I don't recall supporting the way he acts or the way he treats people. If you find something where I said otherwise, please point me to it. I would actually like to see that. He certainly has turned the car industry on its heels. They didn't invest smartly in new technology and are suffering heavily for it now. I'm not a big fan of going to Mars either, and I shall also pass on that adventure.

Ink Empress

Date: 12/17/2024 9:20:00 PM

Haha thats a brilliant line! “ budgets are not origami” how do you come up with such different ways to express. They use budget as an excuse to make things harder for normal citizens and i understand that. Completely! I really love the art youv generated for this haha clever! Gosh i feel sorry for such people … anyway. I wish all the best for america. Rich or poor that rules, should know, americans are watching and not sleeping. Sending you light always dear duke

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/18/2024 10:52:00 AM

Thanks IE, yes we are all watching and will be. The other rhyme I didn't use was with "tsunami." That will be coming at some point as people get fed up with what's about to happen. Hope I'm wrong! Also wishing you the best Christmas and New Year. You are an incredible poet!!

Maria Williams

Date: 12/17/2024 8:24:00 PM

I hear you Duke, and though I am not into politics, these elites are all power hungry. Though on the plus side, somewhere along the way there is some good spread. They keep it secret. I guess, how many people they help. However, not entering into politics, I came to your Page to Wish you and your family a Merry and Joyful Christmas filled with peace and laughter and most of all the gift of health. Hugs Maria

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/18/2024 10:37:00 AM

Maria, thanks so much for being here and the kind words. I hope you have a great Christmas and New Year as well. You have your priorities in order from what I can see. There are many kind people who have money and some do great work helping others. On the other hand, some are selfish egotists who think their wealth gives them the right to establish a religious-based white supremacist state that serves their own interests and ignores our shared planetary welfare. We'll see a lot of very interesting things happen over the next few years. Smiles!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/17/2024 5:25:00 AM

- I learn from your comment ... it was unknown to me ... - I wish you and yours a lovely Christmas, Duke :) - hugs

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/17/2024 7:38:00 AM

Anne-Lise, we have more than a few billionaires who think they know what the world needs. In a way, they think they are our new gods. We should bow down to their wishes. Very strange happenings here.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/16/2024 10:04:00 PM

Wow, it will be worse when he's actually in power.. Wishing you and your family a very happy Christmas and good health and happiness in the new year. Tom

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/17/2024 7:29:00 AM

Thanks Tom. These people with so much money have become informal advisors and major power brokers. It seems like a strange phenomenon to anyone who believes in any kind of equality or shared universality. Your wishes for the holidays and new year are very much appreciated. Hoping the same for you as well. All that money can't buy any of that. I am thrilled to have you as company!

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/16/2024 8:00:00 PM

impressive swing on money matters and yet your humor shines through, Duke...let's give ramas a run for his moolah...love it!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/17/2024 6:19:00 AM

Thanks Nette. Humor is one thing we use to show off how ridiculous politics has become in the grips of the media system we have. The lack of empathy from the mega rich will lead to some very strange happenings and at least we can still make fun of them.

I Am Anaya

Date: 12/16/2024 3:57:00 PM

That's a great pictorial. Enjoying. An image of The House Speaker, Trump, son, Musk, RFKJr and missing is Vivek Ramanswamy, chowing down on MCD's , a must see! i.kym-cdn.com :):)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/16/2024 4:01:00 PM

Hi there Anaya! yes I've seen that one. These guys will definitely look more and more odd as they make the impossible seem even more impossible. We have to laugh!! Smiles!

Silent One

Date: 12/16/2024 12:31:00 PM

No image with this one? I dont know who Ramaswamy is, but I am not a big fan of Musk... he seems like a megalomaniac lost in his own ego... but so many with money are.. no wonder so many are leaving 'X.' He also seems like a bit of fascist.. no wonder he gets on with Trump.. Another great limerick my friend..

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/16/2024 3:31:00 PM

Ramaswamy has about 1 billion. Musk has about 400 billion or more. I am afraid I am not in their club (lol)!!!

Silent One
Date: 12/16/2024 12:56:00 PM

thanks for the info... musk is poorer than ramaswamy? He sounds Indian to me...

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/16/2024 12:46:00 PM

SO, yes I just posted it a few minutes ago. Vivek Ramaswamy is an entrepreneur who founded Roivant--an offshore company that buys patents and brings drugs to market. He's worth about a billion bucks. He ran against Trump for president but didn't get very far. Now they're friends and he has Trump's ear. He's on Trump's unofficial budget advisory committee with Musk as a junior partner since he's kinda poor.

Silent One
Date: 12/16/2024 12:32:00 PM

The image has appeared now.. nice one lol