Discovery of Milk

Here's what happened when man first met cow

He said "there's something I must know right now
      
        I must see what it brings

        if I squeeze those dangling things

and I'll drink what comes out, that's my vow!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 8/26/2010 10:38:00 PM
Another good one. I love reading the short poetry. Let me find a few more before getting off here for the night!
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Date: 8/22/2010 7:54:00 PM
Alyssa don't give the guys ideas!! LOL funny--guess the calf got his and we got ideas...??
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Date: 8/22/2010 2:58:00 PM
And so it all worked out very nicely Ralph just like your great Limerick today.. enjoyed on my wedded bliss night ..as the new Mrs. "Sweetheart"/... with luv...ciao..
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Date: 8/22/2010 2:44:00 PM
:) Mine are available for squeezing, Ralph. Know anyone looking for a mild-mannered cow? Just had to say that. Great, funny limerick, dear friend. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/22/2010 12:13:00 PM
there's an"h" please squeeze it between the "r" and the "y" thanx :-)
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Date: 8/22/2010 12:11:00 PM
Nice rythm to it. Don't we all wish we could squeeze the danling things, however, me wife won't let me near hers hehe :-)
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Date: 8/22/2010 12:09:00 PM
Hehe and they are still squeezing those dangling things Ralph :) enjoyed your humour tonight xxWilma
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