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Disappointed Tina

Tina was  mad, 
 
thought  she gotten a lad	

that would fulfill her dreams

 turning whispers into screams   

First night in bed under the spread

there was nothing there to grab

That’s when mean Tina kicked Fred out of bed

By; Eve Roper & Sonny Roper 3/21/2016


Inspired by Jan Allison's poem "Terrifying Tina"

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/terrifying_tina_770135

TERRIFYING TINA

A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!

20th March 2016 Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016 
Continuation poem written by Sonny Roper

TERRIFYING TINA PART 2 - COLLABORATION WITH SONNY ROPER
Tina wanted a special honeymoon night
She wanted everything  to be just right
Into his drink she slipped two little blue pills
It was to enhance their midnight thrills
Into the bed she jumped with her stud
But the night suddenly turn into a dud
Fred was in the land of dreams! As a joke it seems
Someone had slipped Novocain into her Vaseline!

Original Limerick by Jan Allison - the story of Tina continued by Sonny Roper

25th March 2016


Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016 
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/terrifying_tina_part_2___collaboration_with_sonny_roper_771773

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