Dirty Laundry

I’ve come to believe that dirty laundry is alive. Just when you’re down to one batch, you turn around and there are five. And I also believe that laundry runs around at night by itself. “Cause “no one” gets it dirty, or takes it down from the shelf. “I don’t know where it all came from” is what I always hear. All those towels have a mind of their own, is now what I fear. There’s four kids, three adults and seven days in the week. How that can turn into twenty batches,..to this question, the answer I seek. If I’d just invested in Proctor and Gamble when they first went on the market, Today I’d have a Rolls Royce, along with a driver to park it.