Dinner Out! Hmmmm....

My hubby said "Honey,...you pick!...Let's go out to eat!" I jumped up and said .....,"Let's do Italian! Oh, what a treat!" The waiter came promptly, handed a menu to me There are too many pastas.... Oh, what will it be?? These names on the menu....so many to try I'm confused ....what to order...just pour me some wine!! Penne is money, and Linguine....a far away place?? Ditalini......sounds like a medicine.....when an ailing heart races!! Fagiolini.....or Rigatroni......aren't those Operas to sing?? Canneloni is a weapon!....And (un) Ravioli....which is happening to my brain!!! My poor hubby is starving....grabs his fork, and starts to doodle So I finally make a decision......."Waiter,......just bring me some noodles!!"