Did Your Daddy Smoke a Stogie

hot cocoa with a marshmallow and a straw stick, please dear. surprised the bartender, he didn’t get many of this kind in here. You’re a bovine, right? He asked the calf wearing the jaunty smile. My mommy and daddy think so; they live on a ranch called six mile. I think they might have met in this bar, the old timer said. Did your mama dance her hooves off and wear flashy red? calf was shocked, he did not know anything about their courting days. I guess I could ask my daddy, he said. This sounds like a phase., Don’t quote me said the barkeep, I get a lot of things wrong. But did your father smoke a stogie? And can he sing a song? Not my daddy, the calf said, maybe some other guy. His mother would have disagreed with a long poignant sigh.