John Lawless Poet Rhyme

DENY EVERYTHING

I writ a poem while in the loo
Not busy, nothing else to do
I writ it on some toilet paper
Recapturing some of a lost night’s caper

It seem so quickly things go wrong
Woke up this morning in a thong
Somehow it seems to fit just right
Not too loose, not too tight

My co-conspirators will give me thanks
When I fill in those missing blanks
OH, someone pounding on the door
The paper’s gone, I’ll write no more

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Nette Onclaud July 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM funny bone strikes again, John...good one!

Lin Lane July 14, 2024 at 6:52 AM If this is the kind of bathroom humor you create while on the loo, keep an extra roll within reach.

Jan Allison July 14, 2024 at 5:28 AM lol John. I not longer need to writ as my Hubby has put voice recording on my phone so I can dictate (if I get an idea) whilst I am 'sitting' on my queen of poop throne lol. I considered having my next book printed on loo paper then it could be 'used' if folk thing my toilet humour and risque rhyme poems are crap lol:-) hugs jan xx