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I often accuse my computer
Of being a sanity looter.
     If someone has seen
     Bullet holes on the screen
I'd admit it, 'cause I'd be the shooter!

funnylimerick

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Carol Sunshine Brown

November 16, 2011 at 11:43 AM

Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Ilene. Love, Carol

Black Eyed Susan

November 15, 2011 at 8:51 AM

can totally relate (seems my poem is very similar) - love the anger in yours. congrats on your win!

Poet Destroyer A

November 11, 2011 at 1:04 AM

ILENE~;-) CONGRATULATIONS, WITH YOUR entry FOR CAROLYN, TECHNO LIMERICK* Have a wonderful VETERANS DAY @;- GOD BLESS,..p.d.

Andrea Dietrich

November 10, 2011 at 8:05 PM

This was one of the best! congrats.

John Freeman

November 10, 2011 at 5:19 PM

Haaaaaaaa! I quite understand the humor in this Ilene, Cool job, lady. Congratulations Agape, Moses

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer

November 10, 2011 at 10:20 AM

Easy Ilene-LOL! Too funny-I can't believe I missed this one-just love it :) Congrats. on your win :)

Carrie Richards

November 10, 2011 at 8:40 AM

Ditto here!! Nothing I've ever owned, has been more frustrating, or enjoyable!!:) Congratulations on your delightful poem!

Carolyn Devonshire

November 10, 2011 at 8:25 AM

Ilene, if I had a gun in my house, there would be times I'd want to shoot my computer too. Love the way you refer to it as a "sanity looter." Very creative and witty. The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn