Degrees of Laziness Part Two
Ladies and gentlemen
some of us are happy
there is no cure
for laziness. So...
After enjoying a state
of procrastinated paradise,
I finally got around to adding
more to the
degrees of laziness
11th degree of laziness
When you have
a morning appointment
And you cancel or change it
at the last minute,
Because you don’t feel like
getting up that early.
12th degree of laziness
When you know someone
who needs their ass whipped.
And you haven’t gotten
around to it yet.
13th degree of laziness
When you let the dog out,
instead of putting him on a leash
to take-’em for a walk.
14th degree of laziness
Is when you use the dishes
from the dishwasher,
Without unloading it.
and the same as said
for not folding your clothes
when you take them out
of the Dryer.
15th degree of laziness
When you procrastinate
to the point you think it’s
it’s good for you.
16th degree of laziness
When you totally depend
on one person to do
everything for you,
Feeling like you can’t do
without this person.
17th degree of laziness
When your caught without
a hunting, fishing or driver’s License.
18th degree of laziness
Knowing you have
no such thing,
You call into work
Reporting that you have
a disease from a pandemic.
19th degree of laziness
Turning off your phone
when you’re on call for work
or official duties.
20th degree of laziness
When you train
your three-year-old
Granddaughter
To do chores
that you don’t want do.
(Like find the TV remote control)
(Pick things up from the floor
so you don’t have to bend over)
21st degree of laziness
Wishing you were rich
So, you can sit on your behind
And do nothing
Paying your help very well
to do things for you.
Copyright © Robert Kinard | Year Posted 2021
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