Degrees of Laziness Part Two

Ladies and gentlemen some of us are happy there is no cure for laziness. So... After enjoying a state of procrastinated paradise, I finally got around to adding more to the degrees of laziness 11th degree of laziness When you have a morning appointment And you cancel or change it at the last minute, Because you don’t feel like getting up that early. 12th degree of laziness When you know someone who needs their ass whipped. And you haven’t gotten around to it yet. 13th degree of laziness When you let the dog out, instead of putting him on a leash to take-’em for a walk. 14th degree of laziness Is when you use the dishes from the dishwasher, Without unloading it. and the same as said for not folding your clothes when you take them out of the Dryer. 15th degree of laziness When you procrastinate to the point you think it’s it’s good for you. 16th degree of laziness When you totally depend on one person to do everything for you, Feeling like you can’t do without this person. 17th degree of laziness When your caught without a hunting, fishing or driver’s License. 18th degree of laziness Knowing you have no such thing, You call into work Reporting that you have a disease from a pandemic. 19th degree of laziness Turning off your phone when you’re on call for work or official duties. 20th degree of laziness When you train your three-year-old Granddaughter To do chores that you don’t want do. (Like find the TV remote control) (Pick things up from the floor so you don’t have to bend over) 21st degree of laziness Wishing you were rich So, you can sit on your behind And do nothing Paying your help very well to do things for you.