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Death by Chocolate

Sandy was a chocoholic, The worst I've ever seen! If she didn't eat some daily, She'd become crazy mean! It didn't matter what kind it was, Ice cream, cake, pie or candy, As long as it was chocolate, Sandy was fine and dandy! Then one day the unthinkable happened, To the chocolate loving miss, While eating her favorite candy, She choked on a chocolate kiss! "Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded, As to the cause of Sandy's death. At least she died doing what she loved, Eating chocolate til her last breath. 11/21/11 for Natalie the Rogue Rhymer's "Die a fun Death" contest

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Date: 12/6/2011 10:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Natalie's "Die A Fun Death" contest Kim. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/5/2011 2:31:00 AM
Congratulations on your win x really funny
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Date: 12/5/2011 1:51:00 AM
Kim, congrats on your win, very funny, glad i don't like chocolate..David
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Date: 12/4/2011 10:14:00 PM
I guess I'll stick to Hershey bars. A real fun read Kim. Congratulations
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Date: 12/4/2011 9:40:00 PM
Kim-I hope I will also be eating chocolate til my last breath :) A big congrats. to you for your win in my contest :)
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Date: 11/26/2011 10:50:00 AM
Kim, I love love love this poem. It's so cute and funny. I had to share it with my sister, the family chocoholic. Keep writing, this was great. Char
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Date: 11/22/2011 7:29:00 AM
This is how my wife chooses to go too.
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Date: 11/22/2011 12:00:00 AM
Kim, how fun to see that your mind was on the same track as mine! I wrote some limericks on a similar topic and I forgot to post it yet, but I will do it later! I couldn't pass up a poem entitled Death by Chocolate!! good job.
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Date: 11/21/2011 6:33:00 PM
Enjoyed the fun and humor in this lovely write, Kim. Good luck
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Date: 11/21/2011 4:42:00 PM
i enjoyed reading this wonderfuly put together poem. great storey. loved it.
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