Rhoda Tripp Poet Rhyme

Dear Santa, I Want

Dear Santa, I want a guinea pig,
One that can handle his sup.
I'd like one that can overeat,
And doesn't sleep belly up.

And, Dear Santa, our toilet won't flush,
It's really quite a wonder,
So could you bring for my mom,
A brand new toilet plunger?



Written 12/3/17
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Line Gauthier February 15, 2018 at 11:31 PM Dreamy gifts. LOL It was a delight to read and chuckle. Rhoda Tripp February 20, 2018 at 10:38 PM Thanks, Line. Glad you enjoyed it.

Pat Adams December 20, 2017 at 3:47 PM Like this a lot! Believe it or not I'm somewhat partial to the funny ones, especially if they rhyme! Good luck with future GP's..........80) Rhoda Tripp December 21, 2017 at 6:14 PM Okay, Patrick...funny it is...I can do funny...I like it too. I'll dedicate my next one to you.

Curtis Moorman December 14, 2017 at 9:49 PM If Santa doesn't come through this year, let me know. I have a family of guinea pigs that I'd like to have turn up missing. lol Rhoda Tripp December 16, 2017 at 9:03 AM Way funny, Curtis, but I will give it love an attention, but arent you afraid I will overfeed and flush it? Lol. Do they postmark well?

Richard Lamoureux December 10, 2017 at 11:20 AM Ha ha, this is a naughty one. Rhoda Tripp December 10, 2017 at 5:06 PM Lol, yep. Poor guinea pig. Thanks for stopping by to read.

Edward Mccall December 7, 2017 at 10:42 PM Wow that's a small Christmas list Santa's going to love you. what a fun poem Rhoda. :-) Rhoda Tripp December 8, 2017 at 7:28 AM Thank you, Edward. Much appreciated.

Arturo Michael December 7, 2017 at 5:13 AM You're sure there's nothing else you want... A fun write...and you're so right...All the best Rhonda Rhoda Tripp December 7, 2017 at 3:14 PM Okay, yes. I want guinea pig food. The real stuff. I've learned they can't be fed a steady diet of M and Ms. Lol

Paul Callus December 5, 2017 at 4:35 PM Very entertaining, Rhoda:) I think Santa might have guinea pigs to spare, but I have a feeling it never crossed his mind to order toilet plungers!! ~ Regards // paul Rhoda Tripp December 6, 2017 at 7:33 AM Awww. Thank you for your kindness and you're right. Not too many people want that type of gift. Lol

James Swartz December 4, 2017 at 12:00 PM You made me chuckle this morning Rhoda. If you bury them the toilet won't back up. Very creative and funny. I enjoyed it a lot! Rhoda Tripp December 4, 2017 at 4:46 PM Thanks, James. I couldn't help myself. Lol.

Silent One December 4, 2017 at 10:03 AM Hahaha.... Rhoda Tripp December 4, 2017 at 11:50 AM Lol. I was going to use the proverbial goldfish, but they don't plug a toilet. (not that I would know) *wink

Vijay Pandit December 3, 2017 at 7:20 PM Not asking for much Rhoda--Santa always delivers! Rhoda Tripp December 3, 2017 at 7:32 PM Uh oh! Can you make it a calico? Lol