Dear Old Boys -

Dear OLD BOYS -

I wanted to make smart boy toys
but instead made several smart joy toys
and tried them out 
in different colors and sizes

for me and my friends
electrified them
and gave them a brain
they can also be warmed up in a warm box
or cooled in an ice cold box 

kept one for myself
and gave some to my girlfriends 

And now
we don’t need old boys 
no more 
to find joy or jobs
or the meaning of life
since we now have and self control
THE SMART OLD BOY JOY TOY 

called mine iTOYBOY for year-round iJOY and iJOBS
still COMES in different colors and sizes
A MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL IN ONE!
Lovvvvvve Joy
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
July 8, 2015 at 4:15 PM
made me smile Rudolph:-) and I'm sure you would make a fortune with itoyboy lol :-) hugs jan xx
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