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I heard of a lady named Carol, Whose hubby’s interred in a barrel, He died due to drinking, So it was her thinking, He’d adore his final apparel! 07/27/21

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/8/2021 10:44:00 PM

Hello Jan ... I reckon the old bloke would love that after all, he probably drank a few - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/7/2021 11:13:00 AM

This is hilarious Jan

Avery Won

Date: 8/2/2021 5:14:00 AM

Your poems make me laugh :) All the best - Avery

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/1/2021 6:05:00 PM

Good one Jan…… Did pallbearers roll him into chapel - Being encased in awkward apparel - Did mourners raise a glass - In honour of his pass - Was his send off song "Roll out the barrel”?…… Belle :-) xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/29/2021 8:27:00 PM

Excellent choice of apparel. Now he can change his name to Beryl! ~ Will Ferrell

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2021 1:12:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 7/29/2021 4:38:00 AM

Cor, she was scraping the bottom of the barrel there. Fun write, Jan, but I’ll never again ask a publican for something with a little more ‘body’. :-( Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:32:00 PM

ha ha ha you are so funny Terry!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/28/2021 11:18:00 AM

Barrel of laughs, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/28/2021 11:15:00 AM

This ones inspirational Jan! its hysterical and fun, fun, fun!! Happy Wednesday!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/28/2021 11:08:00 AM

Lol, now you. Got me humming roll out the barrel. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:30:00 PM

Thanks Tom that's hilarious# :-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 7/28/2021 7:50:00 AM

...and he can roll around heaven all day...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:29:00 PM

Thanks John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/28/2021 2:26:00 AM

Thinking about it, it should make it easier for him to turn round in his grave :) Thank you for the laugh :) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:29:00 PM

Thanks Paul you made me smile :-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/28/2021 2:20:00 AM

WOW, love it. Also Delice's comment below.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:28:00 PM

Thanks Harry the comment was fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 7/28/2021 1:16:00 AM

Jan, this is a barrel of laughs, good one...Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:27:00 PM

Thanks for the fun comment delice:-) hugs Jan xx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 7/27/2021 9:41:00 PM

Woooh ohhh uh oh! So she dressed him in a barrel apparel eh. Reminds me of my dad in law who says he would bury mom in law with eggplants and peas because she likes them too much and cooks them every other day. Thanks for the giggle, we need it in these damning times. Kudos!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2021 2:27:00 PM

Thanks so much:-) hugs Jan xx