Darn Gooses

I went along hunting, feeling pretty loose, I heard a shot , saw my friend yep, he hit a goose. I didn't see to where it fell or where it came to rest, Until I heard this loud thunk , something hit my chest. I didn't know what happened but felt like something lacked, And suddenly to my surprise everything went black. I woke up in the hospital the doctor had a smile, Then everyone in the room laughed for quite a while. Confusion set into my head I didn't have a clue, What they thought was funny or what it had to do. With why I was in here and what happened to me, I couldn't get an answer they wouldn't let it be. Then suddenly there was a pain that came from on my chest, I finally figured out where that darn goose came to rest.. Now everytime I hear, a loud and sudden sound, I don;t know,why but I find,my body on the ground.. I can't control what happens I suddenly just drop, So if I found that darn goose I'll give him a big pop! This is a true story that happened to my brother in law, Well all except giving him a pop we all know that darn goose is dead