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Dancing In Gertrude

There was a young lass from Gertrude 
    Who just loved to dance in the nude
           But she had two left feet
          She could not hold a beat
       To top it all off she was rude



  




* Gertrude is a ghost town in West Virginia 

  Traditional Limerick Contest
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4-10-18

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Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 4/16/2018 6:00:00 PM

This was such a nice teasing limerick, Alexis. You're really good at this poem form! Love and smiles always.

Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 4/16/2018 6:04:00 PM

Btw ... Great title! Anyone who can use the word Gertrude in a poem gets the tip of my cap black top mad props. You be the coolest cat w/the best pen chops. Love and joy always.

Eve Roper

Date: 4/14/2018 10:59:00 AM

Back with congratulations on your Win!!! Hugs Eve

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/14/2018 9:41:00 AM

Congratulations on your win with this humorous well-written limerick!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/13/2018 5:09:00 PM

I remember this adorable one. Congrats, Alexis.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/13/2018 4:00:00 PM

Congratulations Alexis. Someone probably said something unkind about her body. Lol A good one! : )

Carrie Richards

Date: 4/13/2018 3:30:00 PM

Well done, Alexis !!! It's not nice to be rude LOL !!

Paul Callus

Date: 4/13/2018 3:15:00 PM

Back with congratulations, Alexis! Truly deserved. Regards // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/13/2018 2:50:00 PM

Knew this was a winner, Alexis. Congratulations!

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/13/2018 12:15:00 PM

A bit "crude" but funny, congratulations Alexis, well done...

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 4/13/2018 11:48:00 AM

I love great lims and this is a great one - congrats on your well-deserved win! Thx for your kind comment re my win - Bob

Janice Canerdy

Date: 4/13/2018 8:25:00 AM

Wow! Naked, clumsy AND rude! Congrats, Alexis! Janice

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/13/2018 8:21:00 AM

Congrats!

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/13/2018 5:01:00 AM

A ghost town no less! Adorable little limerick, congrats on your fine win, Alexis.

Winged Warrior

Date: 4/13/2018 4:36:00 AM

A chuckle from a ghost town...we gotta get that lady a dance instructor lol...well done Alexis...^WW^

Jan Allison

Date: 4/13/2018 3:12:00 AM

Many congrats Alexis, i'm delighted to see you on the winners list:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/12/2018 8:25:00 PM

Lol! Good one!

Paul Callus

Date: 4/12/2018 5:47:00 PM

A truly funny one, Alexis. I would excuse her for not being good at dancing, but being rude puts me off her! ~ Regards // paul

Robertina B.

Date: 4/12/2018 10:51:00 AM

So awesome Alexis!!! I enjoyed it.. Brava!!!

Holly Bohto

Date: 4/12/2018 10:50:00 AM

You go girl. I used writing my own style of poetry for healing, now I've moved on to other types of style. Miss you girl.

Alexis Y.
Date: 4/12/2018 11:23:00 AM

Hi Holly , Thank you so much. I have to visit your page to get reacquainted with your style. I've missed you too. Are you back? :-) Alexis

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/11/2018 7:04:00 PM

Great job with this challenge, Alexis. I quite liked this.

Eve Roper

Date: 4/11/2018 6:51:00 PM

excellent, Alexis, hehehehe... watch your "nude".. just teasing.:) . luck in the contest. Hugs Eve ~`*

Maria Williams

Date: 4/11/2018 5:45:00 PM

Oh quite a sight for sore eyes this Gertrude, this is such a fun limerick Alexis, should do very well in the contest, good luck....Maria xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/11/2018 5:17:00 PM

Well, this is one dance recital I don't want to see. With my luck, Gertrude would turn into a rude, lewd, nude DUDE. Enjoyed the humor, Alexis! Best wishes in the contest.