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Dad Rant - Bawdy

You will not be a Bunny Girl I simply will not have it I will not let you work in bars While dressed up like a rabbit Men will grab your bottom And thrust money down your drawers And some will turn quite violent If they feel those balls of yours

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 10/31/2021 8:10:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Sure wish I understood what the H this ditty is about. ~ Pure as the the driven snow, Marilyn Chambers' ex-husband
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/1/2021 4:41:00 AM
Well, if girls can do boy's jobs... woke? Nope! ;-) Terry
Date: 10/29/2021 11:35:00 AM
Clever accomplishment! Aloha!
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Terry Flood
Date: 10/29/2021 12:57:00 PM
Thanks, Rico. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 10/29/2021 11:26:00 AM
LMAO! Still chuckling. I didn't see that one coming! Funny!
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Terry Flood
Date: 10/29/2021 12:55:00 PM
First draft was far more rude… actually preferred this toned down version. Glad you enjoyed it, Milt. Terry
Date: 10/29/2021 6:53:00 AM
ha ha ha hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 10/29/2021 7:56:00 AM
Thanks, Jan. As I intimated to Jenna… have you noticed the moderators letting us get away with stuff lately? Terry
Date: 10/29/2021 6:39:00 AM
LOL on my gosh. The image you've transposed in my mind took a 180 turn on your last line.
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Date: 10/29/2021 7:34:00 AM
I held my breath as I looked to see if the mods had let it through. I’ve a suspicion they’ve got a little more lenient of late. Thanks Jenna. Terry

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