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I just updated this with the song it became.. I call it my song resume :D Enjoy! 10/7/2024

 

I will eviscerate you with wit 
            and promise to make it uncomfortable to sit... 
                  with descriptions of mundane things 
                   designed to make you go QUIT lol   
            
                            I am a force of nature
                         and a polymath instigator
                   and an insatiable salient debater
                       sapiosexual, heteroflexible
                       cis female, six foot to boot
                     so pop that in your poop chute

                     I can totally deal and do a rap
           because my brain just rattles out this crap
                                it's on tap... 

                                 da ding..

da ding.. (C) - Artimus Susan Manley  - 06/15/2024

The Lyric 

I am a force of nature
A polymath instigator
An insatiable salient debater
Sapiosexual, heteroflexible

Cis female, six foot to boot
So pop that in your poop chute

I can totally deal and do a rap
because my brain just rattles out this crap

it's on tap... 

daa ding....

[Instrumental]
[singing bowl]
[didgeridoo]

Life need not be a chore
banish those thoughts
put them in the 
NOT, no more! pile

And concentrate your time
on the what is a better way
to live sublime

Do the things that fire you up
make your life a positive thing
That has been my modus operandi
Put me on the path of positive to plenty

Wake up, wash your face
get the cobwebs out
find your place
stretch out your arms to grasp

and then attack the day with zeal
and to love to attract

Pull in the things you love
seek guidance from above
address the things you must
reject those that seem like fluff

daa ding!!

Make your day sing!

daa ding!

And the peace it brings!

I am a force of nature
A polymath instigator
An insatiable salient debater
Sapiosexual, heteroflexible

Cis female, six foot to boot
So pop that in your poop chute

I can totally deal and do a rap
because my brain just rattles out this crap

it's on tap... 

daa ding....

Life need not be a chore
banish those thoughts
put them in the 
NOT, no more! pile

And concentrate your time
on the what is a better way
to live sublime

Do the things that fire you up
make your life a positive thing
That has been my modus operandi
Put me on the path of positive to plenty

Wake up, wash your face
get the cobwebs out
find your place
stretch out your arms to grasp

and then attack the day with zeal
and to love to attract

Pull in the things you love
seek guidance from above
address the things you must
reject those that seem like fluff

daa ding!!

Make your day sing!

daa ding!

And the peace it brings!

I am a force of nature
A polymath instigator
An insatiable salient debater
Sapiosexual, heteroflexible

Cis female, six foot to boot
So pop that in your poop chute

I can totally deal and do a rap
because my brain just rattles out this crap

it's on tap... 

daa ding!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




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