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Cuz He's a Guy

He’s a guy, he’s just a guy
He will not look away
He will look you in the eye
He will fart
It will stink
Blow his nose
Spit in the sink
Cuz he’s a guy, just a guy

He will help ya change a flat
Tell ya when you’re gettin’ fat
He will take two twisted wires
And with a pair of pliers
Fix that toy that made you cry
Yes!!  He’s that guy

 If he’s really lucky
He’ll meet a damsel cute and plucky
And when people ask her “why”
She’ll reply:
“cuz he’s my guy!”

So all you guys in waiting
Beware the traps that they are baiting
For all “fishermen” believe
It’s not the catch it’s the retrieve

Just remember they’re are women
Who still enjoy naked swimmin’
And a walk along the beach
Her guys hand in easy reach

But, he will stop to take a pee
Arcing it into the sea
Then forget to zip his fly
Cuz ….HE’S A GUY

Copyright © John Lawless | Year Posted 2023

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Jerry Brotherton Date: 10/10/2023 7:15:00 PM My goodness. Here I thought I was the only one. I had to show this to my wife, and she was in total agreement. Lve, love, love it. A favorite. Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 10/10/2023 10:00:00 AM Fabulous! Most women want them “to be a guy.” We forget when they are romantic, yet they can fight the most wicked of wars, climb through maggots and over bodies…we shall love those heroes even the latent ones, though fat and flatulent…lol! Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 10/10/2023 2:02:00 PM GREAT COMMENT KIM!!! Makes me even more proud to be a GUY.

Lin Lane Date: 10/10/2023 8:21:00 AM And she will wait until he's done/because she knows, he's the one/the only man who makes her sigh/the man she calls, "My guy.' A look at how love should be. Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/10/2023 5:23:00 PM LOL John, you may use it as you wish. John Lawless Date: 10/10/2023 2:04:00 PM LOVE THIS....with you permission I shall add it as the final stanza....or just plagiarize it.

Mark Hughes Date: 10/10/2023 7:53:00 AM Guilty as charged. Thanks for the laugh!! Login to Reply