With apologies to all who aren't!!!
He’s a guy, he’s just a guy He will not look away He will look you in the eye He will fart It will stink Blow his nose Spit in the sink Cuz he’s a guy, just a guy He will help ya change a flat Tell ya when you’re gettin’ fat He will take two twisted wires And with a pair of pliers Fix that toy that made you cry Yes!! He’s that guy If he’s really lucky He’ll meet a damsel cute and plucky And when people ask her “why” She’ll reply: “cuz he’s my guy!” So all you guys in waiting Beware the traps that they are baiting For all “fishermen” believe It’s not the catch it’s the retrieve Just remember they’re are women Who still enjoy naked swimmin’ And a walk along the beach Her guys hand in easy reach But, he will stop to take a pee Arcing it into the sea Then forget to zip his fly Cuz ….HE’S A GUY
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