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Cute Christmas Couplet

The turkey smelt off so they made a nice curry
Now they're all running off to the toilet in a hurry.

Written on 19th December

For Cute Christmas Couplet Contest.
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/25/2018 1:04:00 PM
- Congratulations Tom, on your third prize, glory in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/25/2018 1:07:00 PM
Thank you Sunshine, I hope you're having a nice day . Tom.
Date: 12/24/2018 9:53:00 PM
Stopping by with congratulations, Tom. I'm so glad you're feeling better. Have a very Merry Christmas with your family! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/25/2018 6:08:00 AM
Thanks Carolyn, a lot better now so I'm raring to go lol. I hope you too have a lovely day. Tom.
Date: 12/24/2018 5:49:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Tom, my new course of antibiotics seem to be having the same effects as a dodgy curry:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/25/2018 6:06:00 AM
Thanks Jan, sorry to hear that, I.hope you're well enough to enjoy the day. Tom.
Date: 12/24/2018 5:38:00 PM
Tom, I told you this had to be a winner! Congrats to you, and a very, very Merry Christmas! (soupmail) ~ Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/25/2018 6:02:00 AM
Thanks Getshon, if people aren't careful it will come true lol Tom.
Date: 12/24/2018 5:07:00 PM
GREAT funny couplet, Tom. Congrats for being in the top three (though multiple placements). The top three placements were my very favorites.
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Date: 12/25/2018 5:55:00 AM
Thanks Andrea, there were some stunning entries for the contest. Thanks for hosting. Merry Christmas. Tom
Date: 12/23/2018 10:11:00 PM
Hilarious, Tom! Can't stop laughing...I'll be sure to inspect the turkey that I eat from now on (and the curry too). This one should do very well in the contest. Season's best! ~ Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/23/2018 10:56:00 PM
Lots of families at home, heating turned up, meat left out for hours on end. Not a good combo, I know meat smells funny, we'll make curry.A storm is brewing in the gut lol. Tom.
Date: 12/23/2018 3:17:00 AM
- This was fun, Tom :) - Luck in the contest :) - Many warm hugs to you ... have a wonderful Christmas :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/23/2018 3:46:00 AM
Thank you Sunshine, I too hope you have a wonderful time and best wishes for the coming new year. Tom.
Date: 12/23/2018 2:43:00 AM
tom, christmas is 2days away... let me greet you a happy holyday, dear friend... thanks for being a greeat pal!,,huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/23/2018 3:20:00 AM
Thanks nette, (soup mail) Tom.
Date: 12/22/2018 1:11:00 PM
Lol, such a lovely couplet it is, amusing and certainly a joy to read, good luck in the contest, well it is 22 December today so I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year,
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Date: 12/23/2018 12:56:00 AM
Thank you very much Faraz, Happy you enjoyed it and I hope you too have a merry Christmas and best wishes for the coming new year. Tom
Date: 12/21/2018 7:34:00 PM
Nice couplet, Tom. Curry was one of my husband favorites , it does have a strong order. Good luck in the contest..Merry Christmas to you and your family. Hugs Eve~`*
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/22/2018 4:20:00 AM
Thank you very much Eve, nothing beats a good curry as long as the meat isn't off lol. I hope you have a peaceful Christmas too. Tom.
Date: 12/21/2018 3:41:00 PM
still buried in curry powder, tom?... how are you?..huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 4:07:00 PM
Haha, thanks nette, been over a week but I'm on recovery road now. Just waiting for my muse to show up . Tom.
Date: 12/21/2018 1:09:00 PM
Just wanted to stop by and thank you for your comment as you haven't been posting much as you recover from the flu. Hope you are well enough to enjoy a merry Christmas! Hugs, Carolyn
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 4:05:00 PM
Thanks Carolyn, over the worst now , its something I could have done without though as had a lot to do, chasing my tail now but should be ok for the big day. Tom.
Date: 12/21/2018 9:56:00 AM
Haha like Johnny said, a burning ring of fire! Merry Christmas Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 10:26:00 AM
Thanks Richard, sitting in a bucket of cold water would help lol.
Date: 12/21/2018 7:21:00 AM
Lmao Tom you most definitely wrote a cute couplet! Haha! Good one!;) Brenda
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 8:20:00 AM
Thanks Brenda, happy I gave you a laugh. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Tom.
Date: 12/21/2018 6:38:00 AM
Wishing you a Merry Christmas full of love, peace and health. Also, thank you for always commenting on my poems. Love xo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 8:16:00 AM
Thank you Pixie, I too wish you the same to you and your family. Tom.
Date: 12/21/2018 2:34:00 AM
Lol ! Yuck, I love baked turkey wings, but after reading this I want to change my eating habits. This is good. I think you've got a winner on your hands. It cracked me up. I wish the best luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 2:45:00 AM
Thanks Alexis, hope I haven't put you off, I love turkey too. People get a bit careless though leaving it out in warm rooms not thinking of bacteria
Date: 12/20/2018 10:58:00 PM
LOL I wonder if the curried favor with Santa!!!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 2:20:00 AM
If Santa did try some I just hope he made it back to the pole lol. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Tom.
Date: 12/20/2018 7:31:00 PM
Hope there’s more than one toilet! Great!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2018 2:22:00 AM
Worst nightmare is getting there in time and seeing 'engaged' on the door lol. Tom.
Date: 12/20/2018 1:31:00 PM
I am laughing aloud - you went there (well, everyone went 'there', didn't they?) and it worked so well. Clever one. All the best ... CayCay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/20/2018 4:09:00 PM
Thanks CayCay, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom.
Date: 12/20/2018 1:30:00 PM
I've never had curry, Tom, but if it has this effect, I'm better off without it. This is a great couplet and should do well in Andrea's contest! Sending hugs to you and Jane, Carolyn
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/20/2018 4:08:00 PM
Thanks Carolyn, curry is tasty but if you use 'dodgy' meat the results can be quite explosive lol.
Date: 12/19/2018 6:45:00 PM
G'day Tom … a good way to find out how off the turkey really is. A blocked toilet would make things even more interesting - thanks Mate - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2018 9:02:00 PM
Phew, rose garden does not come to mind. Tom
Date: 12/19/2018 5:01:00 PM
ha ha ha makes me so glad i don;t eat turkey - it is foul fowl lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2018 9:01:00 PM
If something smells dodgy its for the bin, I'm funny with any meat, I tend to overcook it but some practically eat it raw. I understand why some become vegetarians. Tom.
Date: 12/19/2018 5:00:00 PM
Sweetly done; I cannot think of anything else now, and just before dinner!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2018 8:57:00 PM
As long as it smells normal then everything should be fine lol. Nothing worse than suspect meat. Tom.
Date: 12/19/2018 1:16:00 PM
tom!.. you gave me gas pain from laughing... 'curry' on...huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2018 4:14:00 PM
Thanks Nette, happy I gave you a laugh.
Date: 12/19/2018 11:43:00 AM
You've got a winner here, Tom! Great couplet and I expect to see it at the top of the winner's list. Thx for your witty comment re the T-Bird and Mustang. I suspect some people may have read that and are still scratching their skulls wondering what I was talking about! Merry Christmas to you and your family - Bob
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2018 12:37:00 PM
Thank you Bob, happy you liked it, maybe you should have put a couple of pics of those classic cars to remove any confusion lol. Tom.
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