Curiosity Killed the Cat

We look up in wonder at the stars, We ponder on there being life on Mars, And so we've sent a craft to see, A marvellous thing called "Curiosity". And on the surface of the big red rock, The last of its kind looks up in shock, As from the sky there falls a star, Which has travelled there from afar. Then the star begins to slow, And the last Martian feline down below, Stares in wonder, as a chute deploys, Soon followed by the strangest noise, As the thrusters ignite to stop, The rapidity of the strange craft's drop. And then the craft begins to lower, A separate large object from below her, Which lands upon the creature's head, Leaving it squashed and very dead! Now just how terribly ironic is that? "Curiosity" killed the cat!