Cunningham and Logan: Limerick Collaboration

A STINGING REVENGE by Tom Cunningham

A husband was found out playing away 
His wife not happy vowed to make him pay
Caught them in their bed
Both were butt naked
She threw fire ants over them as they lay... 



Jenna's addition

She caught them in bed and cursed them in rants
Still covering the cheaters with fire ants
Red pustules were stinging
But she kept on slinging
That should teach him to stop dropping his pants


Posted with Tom's permission. Thank you!
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Wolf Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 8:21 PM
You two are just two funny! Well done, Jenna and Tom!!... Should it be 'JT' or 'TJ?' That's the burning question of the day! Miles of Smiles, Gershon
Logan Avatar
September 4, 2020 at 3:54 AM
I saw that~ lol
Cunningham Avatar
September 3, 2020 at 2:41 AM
Im happy to be second on the billboard as long as the letters on my name are an inch bigger lol.
Logan Avatar
August 31, 2020 at 3:35 AM
TJ Originals! lol I'll thank you for both of us, Gershon.
Romios Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 12:40 PM
Hilarious! Pangiexx
Logan Avatar
August 31, 2020 at 3:34 AM
Thank you, Pangie.
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 9:45 AM
oh Jenna and Tom this is hilarious -its so lovely to see your fun side Jenna ... I am a huge fan of your poetry and if you fancy collaborating on limericks with me in the future it would be an honour:-) hugs Jan xx
Logan Avatar
August 31, 2020 at 3:33 AM
Thanks, Jan. I'm a fan of your humor, so I would fancy writing with you any time, and it would be an honor for me, too!
Gondolf Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 8:32 AM
A man should be leery of dropping his pants ~ to yearnings a sweet young stranger grants ~ the sheets will be flinging ~ his jewels will be stinging ~ when caught by his wife and covered with ants.
Logan Avatar
August 31, 2020 at 3:32 AM
Yes, and if he's faithful he'll never have to fear the bite of an ant or his wife. lol Thanks for your limerick!
Cunningham Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 7:41 AM
Haha, love it Jenna, let these limericks serve as a warning lol Tom
Logan Avatar
August 30, 2020 at 7:43 AM
Your limericks are always fun, Tom. Thank you for allowing me to piggy back on this one.
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