Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

(This is a fictional poem) Sonny the Cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs. When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough. He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch. I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch. He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con. I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone. Some people say that shooting him was hasty. Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty