Cruising To Insanity

Cruising To Insanity I did it! I finally got a newer car and I am very proud Calling my friends and family now, to tell them so out loud Its green, has a sunroof, just perfect, just for me PT Cruiser is my car that has made me so very happy! A little bit bumpy, but I’m told because it’s a box car Don’t know if I could take, all that jumping if I drive far What? A flat? I must have ran over glass or a nail Will get it fixed because I don’t want to catch the train rail Again? It’s flat? Well how can that be? Don’t know why, maybe the tires are faulty No, something’s wrong, this happens every week Tires are good but there seems to be a slow leak Maybe someone’s letting out the air in my tires I wish they would stop because my temperature’s on fire! Four times this month, I have to find the blue book So I go to the computer just to take a look Most complaints written, were about the tires losing air Not my new baby that I was bragging about here & there! Wow! There you go! This car had me saying profanity But now I know it’s the tires, which had me cruising to insanity!