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Cross-Examination by My Nosy Friend

Do you have a crush on someone recently? you pry,
Girl, you sound like Sherlock, but with less alibi.

I know, I know- but are you sure? Perfectly sure?
Yes, unlike your math skills, my answers are pure.

You're not lying? I read your poems- caught my eye…
Congrats on your reading skills, do you want a pie?

Did someone else write that, or was it you?
Honey, plagiarism requires brains- guess who has two?

So you admit it? How can you? you yell,
Relax, this isn’t Judge Judy, I won’t go to jail.

You write love poems based on famous ppl? Srsly?
Yes, and unlike your crushes, at least they notice me.

I doubt you can write so much without going through it,
Yet here you are gossiping, proving my wit.

You post so people can read too, right?
Well duh, unlike your diary, mine sees daylight.

You had a crush in the past, I know it for sure now,
Congrats, Miss Detective, take your awkward bow.

You say I roasted myself- well that may be true,
But trust me, my dear, I roast better than you.

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